Ande, in response to seeing the video about the new MacBook Air: “Oh my god, I want 5 of everything they make. Seriously, if they made toilet paper, I’d buy it, because I know it would be the absolute best. My ass would never be cleaner.”
…Book Pro, that is. It’s goodbye, sweet Dolly, hello Ira Glass. How happy am I that I drained my bank account today? That happy.